If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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