Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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