wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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