That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Will exercising make me less horny?
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