windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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