oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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