kristin has been a bad kristin
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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