Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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