How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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