I must be too annoying 4 u.
I CAN MOONWALK!
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Dignity is for republicans.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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