I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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