Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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