no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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