i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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