I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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