We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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