white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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