I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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