have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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