Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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