dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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