Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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