If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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