This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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