How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I cockslap morals
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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