Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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