I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
that's an acceptable place to lick
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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