super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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