It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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