she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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