Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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