i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I wear drunk well.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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