That's intense
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
