Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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