Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
