Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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