You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
NoShamevember. You game?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize