Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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