I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
babies were throwing up all over the place
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Let's get the cat blown out
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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