I must be too annoying 4 u.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Randomize
