his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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