I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I can't put those talents on a resume
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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