all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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