i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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