Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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