So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Randomize
