I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
