Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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