There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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