So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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