It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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