Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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