grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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