this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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