lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I need to calm my uterus...
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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