Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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