Buhtt sex?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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