I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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