OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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