I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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