It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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